Uma Musume x Trainer is REAL π
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"500 hundred goldshi babies"
Ummm. There are ways of founding outπ
The Spanish community is indeed unhinged. But this is literally how it is canonically. They aren't being insane this time
That is told on the first episode of the anime btw
A normal human but stronger and can become a trainer
The dad when he finds out his wife gave birth to an uma:
-SABES LO QUE ME A TOCADO MARIO? π£οΈ
-Que?
-ICONO SUPER PRIMEπ£οΈ
-NO NOOOOOO
-TE LO JURO, ICONO SUPER PRIMEπ£οΈ
(spanish meme, he wouldnt understand)
"birth is a gacha" πππ
I have a theory about it, but it takes to long typing the theory here
The historical implications of the uma world are funny, not only because it implies that most armies before cars were half male and half uma. But also because there's someone out there, in the uma world, that probably decided to make an entire football team with his uma wife.
Hahahahaπ
Why did they use goku to bread with uma! π
A human child with normal genetic from their parents will be normal enough to be trainer
And
Uma still uma and still powerful to be horse girl
Not normal humans actually but superhuman. Pretty much why some Trainers can partially contend with Umas. Like Riko or the player
Yes they can. Vodka and me can prove it
When the dad realizes Umas only have one gender:
"Birth Rng"π₯π
I bet bro is Russian Ρ Π·Π½Π°Ρ ΡΡ ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ Π΄Π° Π΄Π° Π΄Π°
There must be therapy for the humans who get an umamusume. A man who wants a son gets a bloodline of umamusume ππ. King Henry the 8th be like πππ.
Yes Uma musume can have children with humans
Fuji Kiseki:2000 children
man learns about genetics
Lads remember
If an umamusume (who has an uma as a mother) and a man (who also has an uma as a mother) have a daughter, she going to be an uma and if its a boy its going to be a human but with uma resistance (like team spica's trainer)
But if an umamusume (who has a human as a mother) and a man (who also has a human as a mother) they have a low % to get an human girl
(thats how genetics work)
ΠΠΉ ΡΠΉ bro, Π½Π° um Π½Π΅Π»ΡΠ·Ρ, lamo
My favorite part of the uma lores, i just love having headache over overthinking about how this sh*t works…. like imagine, diferent sex fraternal twins form an uma mother….
If this was real, human females would be nearly extinct, especially by now.
That is not even unhinged, that is canon
Still that technically implies the uma gene Will eventually just replace women since human women can have uma daughters but uma women can't have human daughters, the uma women percentage Will just grow until they're all just umas and men
UmaΡΠΈΡΠ΅Π»ΡΠ½ΠΎ!
i used to think that if humans and umas make more umas, then a human had to have done some activities with a mare…
So…
Human x Human = Human boy or girl
Human x Uma = Male > Human, Female > Uma
Uma x Uma = Nothing
funny enough its not made up its real and Canon on both Anime and Manga.
i feel like he only touched the game.
No no no, if its a girl it will be a uma musume if its a boy it will be a uma musuko
Meme on the bottom says:"Hey hey bro don't on um(as)"
Can a uma be a boy ? I mean, is there a possible genetic mutation that could affect the sex of the uma. ( Tbh, it would be a great story in my opinion, a boy as a uma )
Π Π½ΠΈΡ ΡΠ΅Π½Π° ΡΠ΅Π±Π΅, ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΠΌΠ΅ΠΌΡΠΈΠΊ
Π‘Π½ΠΎΠ²Π° ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΠΌΠ΅ΠΌ!!!!!!
Does uma baby sells more than a human baby on the black market?
But could Uma's reproduce with themselves? It's not a good thing if a species is only able to reproduce with another species. Uma's should be able to scissor into pregnancy
Yes, they can. Daiwa Scarlet and I can approve it.