The HARDEST Uma Musume Quiz

number 1 or 9 for me.

5, 6, or 9
1 2 is better
2 I don’t trust golshi
3 imagine being a child in the middle of a terrible divorce
4 sesbian lex the entire flight
5 no danger, extra protection from king if something goes wrong
6 I think it would genuinely be interesting to hear everything they know about umamusume and horse racing
7 I don’t wanna hear teio glaze the prez for hours
8 no way
9 :3
10 don’t trust bourbon’s trainer

It's 10, 6 and 5 for me

1, a singer father and an owner of Sega.
3 is tempting, but Golshi makes it dangerous.
8 is between many baddies.

In the aisle, right there in the middle of the seats

sorry bourbon can i have your trainer for a second (10)

10 is awful, you’ve got John Yakuza next to you 😭🥀

5 is the safest

5 for daughter and daughter wife, 3 would be better if Daiwa was on the window? So we could get assault by her bouncy castles everytime she has to get a drink or go to restroom 😏 9 is good for Doto bouncy castle and matafaka noises 🙏😌

Easy 8

10, sitting with the real Dragon of Dojima, and you get to listen to a real time prediction of how the flight will end the whole time.

1: Kitasan spams Harrikite Ikou as Santono licks you to death

2: Golshi reveals a bomb vest and screams "Allahu Akbar!"

3: Caught in the crossfire between Vodka and Scarlet arguing

4: Spe starts yapping about hating chestnuts (among other races) but gets hungry and eats you

5: Single father of 2 simulator: the daughters get even more destructive as the game progresses. Eventually, Rice decides to just shank you to death

6: "hoo tha fook ar' yu, hao dud ye git 'n me hoose"

7: Rudolf makes an Awful dad joke to Teio, you just decide to end it yourself

8: Spoiled child Teio keeps kicking your seat from behind, tachyon proceeds to start mixing chemicals and blows up

9: Matafaka starts praying and a primordial god devours your soul

10: Bourbon's AI turns into AM, she becomes a terminator and airs out the plane

Lastly, you decide to look in the cockpit. Mayano Top Gun is flying us all into a building

3. I will take care of vodka and daiwa and make them kith ✌😌

Picking 8, 5 or 7 in that order.

Sitting next to cafe and tachyon would be umazing imo, I get to witness true Genius from tachyon and learn more about coffee from Cafe.

Sitting in-between the daughters means endless head pats for both of them, and they also have interesting stuff to talk about, like cool bugs or idk, stuff!

And Rudolf would probably have me laugh my beehind off with her jokes, yes, I am into bad puns and dad jokes, show yourself out if you hate them.

9 or 5 is perfect
As much as I love Vodka siting in 3 is a recipe for disaster

4

8

6 if you want a good discussion until someone complains about the noise level you three making because of all the debates

Instantly picked 1..

10! Ask her trainer to switch and be with my wife :).

Yes🗣️ i choose 6

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